Lily_Cloust (Clone of Joust)

Listen....

I know jack about coding. Trying to make a game on my own and handle code, art, programming, storytelling, literally everything is like telling a plant to stop doing photosynthesis: impossible. 

I'm a writer (and like an immature artist but like a real crappy one). I don't code. Never done it. 

But this.

It's a clone. But a clone I'm happy about. You can move with A D or the left and right arrow keys!

And when you move there's pretty animations! 

You also die and can kill the enemy! 

So to make this, I am proud. You're just a duck. Stuck in a screen. Stuck duck. You have no purpose. There's only Bill, your lifelong enemy, who is stuck in this screen with you. And, well, only one of you can live. Unless you spare Bill. But I'd advise against that. Bill's an a**hole. No one likes Bill. !#@$ you Bill. Stole my egg. Bastard. 

Is there no word limit on the description? 

That's unwise. 

I could fill this entire thing up with a damn story. 

Maybe not today. 

Play the game. Relish in the fact that you can move. 

It may not be flashy and fancy and eye ogling, but it's mine. And I did it. 

Screw you Bill.

Stuck duck.